It's Up For Grabs Now
Thursday, October 31, 2002
 
Scarborough not being on live TV in FA Cup first round week a bad decision, says Scarborough fan - "southern bias" clearly explains picking of games in Hereford and Gloucestershire
Tuesday, October 29, 2002
 
Shaun Goater injures himself celebrating - puff! We all know the only acceptable celebratory injuries are from badly timed somersaults or accidental punches
 
See?
Monday, October 28, 2002
 
David Kelly hangs up his boots - a story we've picked out both for the twofold human interest angle and because, in winning the newly summerised Cup, Derry City may well be the first club to qualify for Europe next season
 
They really haven't got a clue at FHM, have they?
Sunday, October 27, 2002
 
From the Observer's racism in football postbag special:

What do you expect from the moronic types who go to football matches - good manners? It's a game played by morons for (mainly) morons who have no sense of sportsmanship, mocking players' errors, throwing all sorts of insults (so why not include racial taunts?). I say kick football out of football - turn all football grounds into prisons, preferably with all the supporters and the players included.
Fred Jones
via email
 
Birmingham give Norwich a load of money - and that presumably has helped in their good start to the first division season. Hardly fair, is it?
 
Sorry, Boscombe On The Web, but didn't we do this in our errata mailout yesterday?
Saturday, October 26, 2002
 
First screenshot of CM4 - and they had to do it, didn't they?
Friday, October 25, 2002
 
The Cones Hotline no longer exists - great picture caption too
 
Again?
 
Yes, we should be more up to date with this if we're going to advertise it constantly, shouldn't we?

38,000 seater stadium perfect for side with 11,000 season ticket holders : thanks to Jon 'Ormondroyd' Hall for pointing out that until this afternoon the official Fulham website claimed that Langham was "an avid football fan and supporter of Hibernian". The latter bit was taken off, until the club decided that the fans should know anyway. And now, he's "an avid football fan and avid football fan and supporter of Hibernian". Twice the fan the old Craven Cottage-ites were, then!
Monday, October 21, 2002
 
Carlton TV FC - we understand they're merging with Northern Counties League side AFC Granada next week
 
Well, you want to see it again and again, don't you?
Thursday, October 17, 2002
 
OK, OK, Dave Jones' head on the block, not Colin Lee's. What would A-F be without a stupid mistake?
 
Julian Dicks talks bollocks
Wednesday, October 16, 2002
 
That first goal... David Seaman wouldn't have stopped it wherever he stood, would he?
 
Good to see UEFA charging those doing most harm to the game, isn't it?
Sunday, October 13, 2002
 
Do you suspect Exeter aren't quite as keen on Uri Geller's influence as they had been?
 
Reserve game kicking off early shows up "the shambolic way so-called professional football is run in this country", apparently
 
TribalFootball excels itself - yes, he's virtually signed, sealed and delivered to Arsenal after a comment like that, isn't he?
 
Ipswich claim 'a hoaxer' may have led to Ronnie Moore link, although we understand Graham Souness now wants to take Moore on as a housekeeper
Saturday, October 12, 2002
 
What's wrong with his nose?
 
It's a rainy night in Georgia - well, a dark one at least.
Friday, October 11, 2002
 
"Is there anything to be said for saying another Mass?" - oddly, Higuita neglected this course of action over the whole kidnapping thing
 
Howard Wilkinson bans mobile phones - next week, all club sponsored cars have to have a man walking in front with a red flag
Monday, October 07, 2002
 
No, really, did you see that Grimsby 40 yard own goal?
Sunday, October 06, 2002
 
Crozier fights the power - we particularly like how they have to confirm they've received the much-publicised document detailing the changes.
 
He's Gabby Logan's dad, y'know : in chiefly for the quote about Shefki Kuqi seven paragraphs down
 
Dear God, no : do you reckon Des actually came up with any of his quote?
 
Who was that masked man? : look, Sava, if you have to explain your carefully prepared celebrations, don't bother. That said, Alan Shearer's "very poor, that" adjugement needs revoking.
Saturday, October 05, 2002
 
Ronaldo in Real squad - did anyone else notice that Sky Sports News on Thursday morning would only give out the Real scorers against AEK Athens?
 
Di Canio about to leave West Ham again
Friday, October 04, 2002
 
AFC Wimbledon on your PC - just wait until Premium TV find out...
Thursday, October 03, 2002
 
Glenn Roeder takes diplomacy to new levels - if West Ham don't want him, John Major should sign him up immediately
 
Ananova know their audience - hold on, Chris Kiwomya?
 
Oh look, it's the in no way tedious 'sex before games' discussion - but hold on, sex *during* games? Were we Football 365, the rest of this page would be taken up with Dwight Yorke jokes.
Wednesday, October 02, 2002
 
Now, *this* is an own goal - Rotherham were leading Wolves 4-3 in the 120th minute of last night's Worthington Cup game. Enter Rob Scott, exit dignity. (ZIPped RealVideo)
 
We thought Jason Wilcox was dead - BBCi seems surprised that top players would rather play in the first team than the reserves
 
"Hey, UEFA, why don't you introduce video replays for all those contentious goals?"

"Get rid of video evidence appeals for red cards, you say? What a good idea!"
Tuesday, October 01, 2002
 
We're getting towards reviewing Vinnie's Football Adverts, but in the meantime, here's a picture of Gary Bloom.



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